Legislator Sues God

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/09/20/suing.god.ap/index.html?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail
LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha said he sued God last week to make a point about frivolous lawsuits.
One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.
"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" Friend said.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to make the point that anybody can sue anybody.
Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.
It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.
"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.
There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.
A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.
Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
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I think this is pretty funny. Hey, Adam, don't you live in Lincoln, Nebraska?

Ironic
For a moment lets assume this is true as presented and not just a great joke.
I think it is supremely ironic that god would choose to respond to a wise-ass politician rather than any one of his faithful of -any- religion that are in great need.
Thats a major burn on all those abrahamic believers out there.
Thats right: pray and god will ignore you, be a wise ass and god will give you attention.

Good old Ernie.
Yeah, I live in L-town. Ernie is actually a good guy. He's always keeping the unicameral, our one house of legislature, honest. He does this kind of stuff all the time. Once he read the phone book to filibuster.
Take Care,
Adam Hintz